Statistics is like that friend who overthinks everything. You ask it a simple question, and it hands you a stack of probability charts, regression lines, and a p-value just for kicks. Want to know if people prefer tea or coffee? Statistics will tell you there’s a 95% confidence interval for coffee, a 5% chance you misinterpreted that, and that tea lovers are in the “outlier” group. And just when you think you’ve got it figured out, it throws in a margin of error to keep you humble.